For as long as the
English language remains an official language and lingua franca in the country,
you are left with no choice other than learning it! The earlier you embrace
this reality, the better for you.
However, you are at
liberty to disregard the advice given above if you are ready to dance to the
embarrassing rhythms of the English language, just like the graduates below.
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| Aside other grammatical blunders, this graduate is grateful to God for making him a corpse instead of a corps member! If only he knew what corpse means, he wouldn't have written this. This is really embarrassing and heartbreaking! |
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| This one even changed the popular example of climax - I came; I saw; I conquered. Instead of conquering, he decided to 'cancer'. My brother, cancer shall never be your portion because in time of ignorance, God overlooked! Again, see the way he wrote 'The journey of a thousand mile begins with a step'. |
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| This is the clearer picture of the one above. |
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| This one is coming from a slay queen oh! She is not just a 'gratitude' of mass communication but also a B.Sc. Congrats ma! |
These are the
same persons that will ask you, "who English epp?". Do you still want
me to answer this question?
