December 2019

Has Your Bank Debited Your Account for a Failed Transaction? Do This to Get a Refund in Few Minutes

I don't know who needs to see this, but if you have a failed transaction/transaction error with any Nigerian bank and it's taking more than normal to get your money back, here's all you need to do:

1. Send a mail to Central Bank's Consumer Protection Department (CPD) via the email address cpd@cbn.gov.ng with all the relevant details, and COPY (Cc) your bank's customer care email. See the image below.

2. Add a suitable subject to your email, e.g., NO REFUND FOR A FAILED TRANSACTION.

3. In the COMPOSE EMAIL box, state your complaint. Tell Central Bank what has really happened.

4. Endeavour to attach pictures, texts, or any relevant document as evidence.

5. State categorically that you are aware that there's an extra ₦10,000 fine to be paid to you as penalty and damages for the "stress and inconvenience" caused by your bank.

6. Click on the send button.

7. Take a chill pill and watch your bank reverse your money in 30 minutes.

See a testimony below.

The Reason Why the Use of the Phrase “Learned Colleague” Is Not Exclusive to Lawyers

For some reason, many--certainly not all--Nigerian lawyers have been socialized into thinking that only they and their profession are “learned.” That notion sprouts from a fundamental misunderstanding of terminologies. Let me unpack them here for those who’re interested.

“Learned profession” is an old English expression traditionally used to refer to medicine, theology, and law. They were called “learned” because of the disproportionately extensive intellectual preparation required to qualify to practice them, particularly in relation to the other vocations of the time. “Learned profession” never ever exclusively referred to law.

7 Ways To Make 2020 Your Best Year

1. List the people who had the most positive influence on you in 2019. Make a plan to associate with them more.

2. List the people who had the most negative influence on you in 2019. Make a plan to avoid them as much as possible.

3. Find out what you spent most on in 2019.

4. Find out how much of those things you can do by yourself and save (for instance, making your own lunch instead of eating out).

5. Invest the money you save from doing things by yourself. Don’t save it!

6. Identify a bad habit which affected you in 2019 and plan to leave it in 2019.

7. Stick to the plans above.

Christmas Bonus: How To Get Free 500MB from 9mobile

9mobile is currently dishing out 500MB to its customers to connect with their loved ones this festive season. You don’t have to do anything special to qualify for this offer. Just dial *228#, and you will see your bonus data. You might be given 500MB or less.

The data is valid for 3 days. If you have a SIM card you haven't been using for a while, you can also put it on your mobile phone to receive the free 500MB data from 9mobile.

The Difference between Ingredient(s) and Recipe

“Ingredient(s)” refers to any of the substances (or foods) that are combined to make a particular dish. For example, the ingredients needed to prepare vegetable stew include; oil, pepper, carrots, green pepper, onions, tomatoes, etc.

A “recipe” is “a set of instructions telling you how to prepare and cook a particular food...” For example, a recipe for preparing vegetable stew is, Heat oil over medium heat; add sliced onions, pepper, tomatoes, and let it simmer for some time before you add your sliced carrots and green pepper.

In a nutshell, a recipe tells you how to use the ingredients required for cooking a particular food.

CONTRONYM: Did you know a word can be its own opposite? Find out!

Can a word be its own opposite? Yes! It is called a contronym – a words that are their own antonyms, depending on usage. Here are a few examples.

1. Dust

It can mean ‘to add fine particles’ or ‘to remove fine particles.’

2. Left

It can mean both ‘remaining’ and ‘departed.’

3. Off

“Off" can mean both ‘activated’ and ‘deactivated.’

Examples

“Set off” – Activated

“Switch off” – Deactivated

See how to use some of these contronyms in sentences here.

4. Oversight

“Oversight” means both ‘watchful care’ and ‘an inadvertent error.’

5. Screen

It means ‘to show’ and ‘to hide.’

6. Sanction

“Sanction” can mean both ‘a penalty for disobeying a law’ and ‘official permission or approval for an action.’

Impeachment Does NOT Mean Removal from Office

Impeachment doesn't mean removal from office, but it's often a prelude to removing a public official from office. To impeach is to “charge (a public official) with an offense or misdemeanor committed while in office.”

In other words, it means to formally accuse a public official of a crime. In the United States, it is only the House of Representatives that has the power to impeach the president.

How to Get 1GB for N100 on Glo Network

Glo has finally joined other telcos in providing Nigerians with an affordable night data plan, and somehow the service looks cheaper and better, except that its network speed in some areas is not good enough. Glo introduced 1GB for N100 to all subscribers, and it can be used from 12AM to 5AM. The good news is that the data is valid for 5 days. This is something other telcos won’t give you.

Nevertheless, Glo subscribers say that it will make a little more sense if the schedule can be extended from 12AM to 8AM. If in your place the Glo network is excellent, then you can give it a shot.

To subscribe to this plan, dial *777# and follow the prompt. You can activate this plan even if you have an active subscription, but note that the data is only active between 12AM and 5AM.

Airtel's My Offer: Get 6GB for N1500, 9GB for N2000 and 16GB for N3000

The festive season is already here and I'm sure you'll be using more data than usual. The truth is, the normal data won't be enough for you this season; that's why you need to step up.

On Airtel you can actually get 16GB for N3000 and 9GB for N2000 as well; it all depends on what you're going to do. If you have a strong Airtel network in your location, you can either give it a shot or simply opt for the Glo Yakata Data offer.

This data offer from Airtel will work on all eligible smart devices, and it doesn't zap too much. Just make sure that you turn off applications that in the background consume more of your data.

ALSO READ: How to Borrow Data from MTN, Airtel, Glo and 9mobile

To enjoy this offer, dial *141# and choose my offer. And what you see in the picture below will appear on your screen.

If your offer is different from mine, kindly send GET to 141. You should get a message like the one below, and your offer will look like the one above afterwards.

BUHARI'S VISA-FREE POLICY: All You Need to Know

Major-Genral Buhari went to Egypt and told them that as from January 2020 there would no longer be a visa requirement for Africans to come to Nigeria.

The Fulanis of north and west Africa, rejected and unwanted elsewhere, have finally been given what they wanted all along: a homeland of their own. They will flood Nigeria in their millions and within 5 years our demographics will change forever.

Simply put, a visa-free policy for Africans to come into Nigeria is a shameless and subtle attempt to alter the racial and religious demographics of our country and open our front door for mass Fulani, Berber, Taureg and Arab migration into our shores.

By the time they come here from all over north and west Africa and settle down, we the indigenous people of Nigeria will be a tiny minority. The next thing they will do is to implement RUGA to the letter and take our land and insist on sharia law being implemented all over the country.

It is a dangerous, self-serving and self-seeking policy which will ultimately result in great conflict, carnage, racial and religious strife and total catastrophy. In an attempt to implement an ancient agenda of Fulani hegemony and turn us into a conquered and enslaved people Buhari, his born to rule co-travellers and their vast legion of slavish sympathisers and supporters are likely to set Nigeria on fire.

You will not believe me now just as you did not believe me when I warned about the true nature of Buhari in 2015 and the grave consequences of electing him as President.

Yet my words have proved to be prophetic and just as I have been vindicated on Buhari I shall be vindicated on this matter of the grave and dangerous consequences of visa-free mass migration by vagrant, stateless and nomadic Africans into our shores.

With this irresponsible, unpatriotic, dangerous and self-serving policy, I repeat, we are playing with fire and sitting on a keg of gunpowder which will eventually explode. It will be the final nail in the coffin of a united Nigeria. May God deliver us from the coming evil.

How To Use IN, AT and ON in Reference to Time, Days, Cities Towns

Often we find problems with the use of the prepositions “in”, “at” and “on” in reference to time, days, cities, towns, etc. The following is a guide.

1. Use "in" for countries e.g. In Ghana, In Spain, etc.

2. Use "in" for capital cities/regional capitals, e.g. In Accra, In Kumasi, In Madrid, In London, etc.

3. Use "at" for towns/suburbs, e.g. At Spintex, At Kasoa, etc.

4. Use "at" to express time e.g. at 5.30pm, etc.

5. Use "in" for continents, e.g. in Africa, in Europe, etc.

6. Use "in" to introduce months, e.g. in March, in April.

7. Use "in" to introduce years, e.g. in 2016, in 1998.

8. Use "on" to introduce days, e.g. on Tuesday, on Friday.

9. Use "in" to describe a time period in the day, e.g. "in" the morning, "in" the afternoon, "in" the evening, "in" the night. (NOTE: However, we can use "at" for dawn and night. For example, “at dawn”, “at night”.

© Eric Nuamah Korankye

The Difference between a Translator and an Interpreter

These two professionals are closely related in terms of what they do; it is therefore not surprising that they are often used interchangeably. But, are they the same?

An "interpreter" is a person whose job is to change what someone is saying into the words of another language.

A "translator" is a person whose job is changing words, especially written words, into a different language.

The difference between an "interpreter" and a "translator" lies in the use of medium: interpreters translate spoken language orally, while translators translate the written word.

Example

1. Mr Peter M. Abraham serves as an interpreter in the church, a very good one at that.

The Difference between IN and INTO

Sometimes, these two prepositions cause us some amount of confusion: the same way we sometimes struggle to distinguish between identical twins.

When you want to express motion/movement toward something, use “into” instead of “in.”

However, if you want to indicate a location, use “in.” There may be exceptions to this “rule,” but it works most of the time.

Example

1. Frank walked into the room. (movement)

2. The book is in the office. (location)

The Difference between "Location" and "Venue"

These words are synonymous in many contexts, but they are not always interchangeable.

A location is a particular place or position but a venue is the place where a given event is to happen.

Arguably, without the occurrence of events, all places are just locations. Similarly, it is the happenings of events that make locations to be called venues. Do these make sense?